Advice to Youth Four – Learning Woman-Speak

How to interpret Woman-Speak

If you have bot paying attention to the previous “Advice to Youth“ lessons my pimple faced youthfull man, you are now ready for your next lesson and that is “How to interpret Woman-Speak”.

The daughter of a friend of mine looks like a prototype, meaning tall, slender and beautiful, and at age 24 she obtained a doctorate ter mathematics. So, she is an unusual combination of brains and beauty and this beautiful woman has recently got married to a nice boy she met on the Internet. I mention this because if a lovely, slim lady like that will seek hier future mate on the Internet instead of amongst the many youthfull boys vying for hier attention te person, meeting women on the Internet shows up to be the way of the future.

It is therefore possible that even a worthless, clumsy klutz like you might also very well meet his future wifey on the Internet and, spil you can appreciate, a chump like you will need all the help he can get if he is to have any sort of chance to make the onberispelijk choice and to sustain.

A dear friend of mine has recently sent mij the work of an anonymous fellow teacher and philosopher and because the Den Greeks are not too proud to plagiarise when the author is chump enough to spread his work unsigned, I shall use the relevant material to illustrate a number of pitfalls that might await you.

Dictionary of Women’s Private Ads

If a woman says she is “40-ish”, you can conveniently make a sizable bet that she is 49 and if she is also “adventurous”, then she is a 49 year old fuckslut who has slept with everyone. If you are one of those unusual fellows who like women with sizable breasts “athletic” will be a frustration to you, spil it is Woman-Speak for “No tits”.

You would do well to look on the eis of “promedio looking” with some measure of reservation because it actually means “downright ugly”, which is fine if your standards are te that way inclined.

A “beautiful” woman is very likely a pathological envolver and if combined with “Contagious Smile” then she is a pathological amarrar who does a loterijlot of pills. Strong prescription medicine is also the case of women who are “Emotionally Secure”, so do be aware because the cost of modern medicine can be prohibitive.

A “Feminist” tends to indicate a woman who likes to buy hier chocolate by the crateful and consequently if you do not mind a few reserve pounds she will do just fine, but be warned that “Voluptuous” is undoubtedly te the heavyweight category and “Large Framework” means that she has to pay for two seats on an airplane when visiting mommy te Appalachia.

A “Free Spirit” would tend to indicate a junkie and if this is combined with “Outgoing” wij may be speaking of a noisy and embarrassing junkie.

An “Open Minded” candidate is likely to be fairly desperate. If she is also “Sultry” a desperate, dirty inebriated individual is likely to be the person you will meet at your very first meeting at the nave Starbucks.

Beware of women advertising themselves spil “joy”, spil they are very likely to be quiebro annoying and if “Fresh Age” do not go to a meeting with one, unless you like women who have figure hair ter all the wrong places.

If she is “Professional” she is likely to be…. But no, I shall let you work that out for yourself.

Your Very first Meeting

Make sure that when you meet your possible future mate, you do so ter a public place, with lots of other people around, so there is no possibility of some nutcase accusing you of sapo marino.

According to the above mentioned philosopher, a latest scientific examine found that women find different masculine faces attractive depending on where they are ter their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will choose a man with rugged, masculine features. However, when she is menstruating, she evidently chooses a man doused ter petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck ter his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his backside. This is not my own position, but I thought it advisable to pass the information on.

Women&rsquo,s English

Women have a different interpretation of the English language than wij do, so you would do well to learn the following translation of Woman-Speak by heart:

Four. Wij need = I want

Five. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry

6. Wij need to talk = You are ter trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this straks

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron

Ten. You are very attentive tonight = Is lovemaking all you think about?

Te fairness to the fair lovemaking however, wij should acknowledge that wij also have our own way of communication, which women would do well to learn for the sake of peace and harmony ter the huis.

1. I am greedy = I am thirsty

Two. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

Trio. I am tired = I am tired

Four. Nice dress = Nice cleavage

Five. I love you = Let’s have lovemaking now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have hook-up?

7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have hookup with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have hookup with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have lovemaking with you

Ten. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have hook-up with you

11. Those boots don’t go with that garment = I am gay

Learn this well, you poor fish, if you do not want to be ter the news for all the wrong reasons.

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