All it takes is a ",good", pick-up line
I am a sucker for a boy that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it’s because they’re bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a positivo kick out of a man who isn’t afraid to bust one out.
The other day a man asked, ",How much does a polar bear weigh?", I shrugged and he replied, ",Enough to pauze the ice. Hi, I’m Mike.", I wasgoed amazed/swept off my feet, and it wasgoed a boy I knew pretty well too (and should have expected this from te the very first place).
There’s nothing like a fellow who will use a ridiculous pick-up line. To mij, a boy that will go up to a chick and actually drop that kleintje of cheese out of his mouth is bold, certain, foolish with a sense of humour, and cautivador. exactly the kleuter of stud I love (or love to know and make joy of).
However, thesis are the kinds of guys who may need some help (or may not care either way).
So here are some good pick-up lines for a man to use te his dating endeavors (or fooleries), only because I have sympathy (or I can’t wait to hear one used on mij!):
Some positivo doozies
Am I dead, Weerhaak? Cause this vereiste be heaven!
Chic from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba. are those verdadero?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I geflirt with you?
Damn female, you have more kinks than a racetrack.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your bod is truly kickin.
Excuse mij. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Assets Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that’s a nice set of gams, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I’m fresh ter this town – dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor . what say wij tie up for the night?
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
If you don’t wanna have kids with mij, then why don’t wij just practice?
Screw mij if I am wrong, but toevluchthaven’t wij met before?
That clothing would look good ter a crumpled heap next to my leger.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
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Is that the zon coming up. or is that just you lighting up my world?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies?
I tripped on a smooch and fell ter love with you.
If someone wasgoed to write a story about my life, the orgasm would be when I met you!
That uitrusting is horrible! Take it off right now!
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend overheen there? He wants to know if you think I’m lovely.
You’re a pot of gold te this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Hey, if I smooch you, will I get spanked?
If you were a pill I’d overdose.
(Walk up to a doll, hold out your forearm and say) “Would you mind holding on to this for mij while I take a walk?”
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I bet my tongue can hammer up your tongue.
If your beauty wasgoed like gas, my car would never need refilled.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lotsbestemming like my next gf.
You’re so pretty I wish I could plant you and grow a entire field of you.
Is this the Matrix, because I think you’re the One.
If you were voorzitter then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
I almost got arrested for smuggling thesis guns into Mexico! (Looks at arms).
They call mij “milk” because I do a assets good.
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
You know your good enough to give my last name to.
What is on your butt. My eyes!
If I had a dollar for every chick I’d seen spil hot spil you. I’d have one dollar!
Are you a parking toegangsbewijs? (What?) You got fine written all overheen you.
(Pick up a pack of sugar that says “sugar” on it and say) “You dropped your nametag!”