The Lion Tamer
I always preface my relationship stories with, “I sure know how to pick ’em!”
No matter how cautiously I consciously choose someone “different this time,” they turn out the same. It’s not because I pick the same “kleuter.” I’ve had army officers and criminals, academics and activists. Continue reading He’s not dead, but my heart hurts just like if he had died.
All it takes is a ",good", pick-up line
I am a sucker for a boy that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it’s because they’re bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a positivo kick out of a man who isn’t afraid to bust one out.
The other day a man asked, ",How much does a polar bear weigh?", I shrugged and he replied, ",Enough to pauze the ice. Continue reading If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.